From: SAY BYE BYE on
Thank you for paying such attention and spending all of your free time and
money on "women's issues", issues of the heart that don't make women look
sentimental and stupid and all. You do a great job of getting rid of those
stereotypes so women can do things other than make food and have babies!

Again, thanks for working hard with us to eliminate communism from the
planet! Now that eastern Europe is rid of communism I am sure you are
working very hard to make best friends with eastern Europe.

No doubt you are the right woman for the job. You were always the right
woman for the job.

Thank you for being a friend!