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Our humorist, retired teacher YENDOR is at it again with:


YENDOR'S TOP TEN THINGS MY STUDENTS WHISPERED DURING MY EVALUATION
OBSERVATION


10. "Gee, Mr. Yendor's pants are zipped ALL the way up today!"

9. "Look, Robert...he combed his hair!"

8. " Why is he writing things on the board?"

7. " Mr. Yendor, what movie are we watching today?"

6. "What.........no coloring sheets today????"

5. "Hey, we're not leaving early for lunch today!"

4. "Alice! He's wearing a new shirt!"

3. "Why is he smiling?"

2. "He's not eating a sandwich while he's teaching!"

And the number 1 THING MY STUDENTS WHISPERED DURING MY EVALUATION
OBSERVATION...

"Mr Yendor...is that lady in the corner the one you warned us about?"

Another Top Ten by YENDOR: http://teachers.net/gazette/wordpress/yendor/top-ten-humor/