From: Raving on
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor
of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said,
“Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be
liable for the cost of the meat?” The lawyer replied, “Of course, how
much was the roast?” “$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: